Shux!

I jinxed myself when I whined about work being slow. All of a sudden I'm too busy to change my tampon. Feast or famine, fuckers. So this is just a quick little something I got weighin' heavy on mind.

You know who is even worse than the deafs? Fuckin' people that don't cuss. Is there anyting worse on earth? I surely can't think of one. I would be more comfortable in the presence of a handicapped child molester with an unslightly skin rash and a wandering eye than I would be in the presence of a fuckin' noncusser. Shit's unnatural, yo. The worst are the ones that don't even say damn. How repressed must one be to not even say damn? Or shit? Or cumdumpster?

I had the misfortune to spend a couple of hours with a noncusser today and I feel all dirty and stifled now. Because of her I caught myself saying dang it. And let me tell you, there is pretty much no lower point in my life than catching myself mid-dang it and having to question what my life has become.