CREATIVE LICENSE
Yesterday I saw a little blue VW Bug on the back of a tow truck and I thought to myself, Well, Pissy must have not paid her car payment again.
And then I saw a Honda Odyssey with license plates that said MOMBUS and I threw up in my mouth a little.
And while we are on the topic of license plates, I saw a Jeep this morning with license plates that said BLUMPKN
For those of your not in the know:
blumpkin
English
Noun
When fellatio is performed while the recipient is defecating on a toilet.
So there you have it. It is taken in Virginia, but for my out of state readers, you might want to see if it is available where you live.
Holla at your girl!
Why don't I have anything to blog about anymore? I am so boring and lame. I need to have an affair and develop a drug problem. Or hit the lottery. Depending on the jackpot amount that would make for some pretty interesting blog entries.
So today I will do some accounting type stuff, get a pedicure, eat a piece of chocolate cake, watch some Tivo'd nonsense (I can't get enough of Discovery Health these days) and spend inordinate amounts of time in front of the mirror marveling at how my new hairstyle makes me look younger. And let me tell ya, as an old 30-year-old battle axe, I'll take take all the help I can get.
Battle Axe, I like that. I might have to change my name. Or at least get that on my license plate.
Picture it: BATL AX or BTTL AXE or BATTL AX, so many possibilities, really.
And then I saw a Honda Odyssey with license plates that said MOMBUS and I threw up in my mouth a little.
And while we are on the topic of license plates, I saw a Jeep this morning with license plates that said BLUMPKN
For those of your not in the know:
blumpkin
English
Noun
When fellatio is performed while the recipient is defecating on a toilet.
So there you have it. It is taken in Virginia, but for my out of state readers, you might want to see if it is available where you live.
Holla at your girl!
Why don't I have anything to blog about anymore? I am so boring and lame. I need to have an affair and develop a drug problem. Or hit the lottery. Depending on the jackpot amount that would make for some pretty interesting blog entries.
So today I will do some accounting type stuff, get a pedicure, eat a piece of chocolate cake, watch some Tivo'd nonsense (I can't get enough of Discovery Health these days) and spend inordinate amounts of time in front of the mirror marveling at how my new hairstyle makes me look younger. And let me tell ya, as an old 30-year-old battle axe, I'll take take all the help I can get.
Battle Axe, I like that. I might have to change my name. Or at least get that on my license plate.
Picture it: BATL AX or BTTL AXE or BATTL AX, so many possibilities, really.
@ 10:18 AM
3 Comments:
I was wondering where the heck you've been.
As for my Beetle being repo'd....I would HOPE that you'd bail me out if that ever happened.
Since you're a wealthy married woman now.....
Hey!
Where's my t-shirt?
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