Mommy Dearest
This mom thing isn't so hard when you can drop the kiddies off at the activities room and then go to the hotel bar and get tanked.
So far I am still only a mother of two. There were some snafus with GiGi's travel arrangements and she still hasn't made it down yet. She is supposed to be arriving tonight after a 9 hour Greyhound ride.
No wonder the French hate us.
So far I am still only a mother of two. There were some snafus with GiGi's travel arrangements and she still hasn't made it down yet. She is supposed to be arriving tonight after a 9 hour Greyhound ride.
No wonder the French hate us.
@ 3:43 PM
7 Comments:
Now you have discovered the secret to how I've been a repeat winner of Mother of the Year for five years running. Welcome to the club.
Maybe you and GiGi will fall in love and decide to adopt and raise a welfare baby. Wouldn't that be heaven?
This mom thing isn't so hard when you can drop the kiddies off at the activities room and then go to the hotel bar and get tanked.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day!
But what else are you doing down there? Aren't you going to the beach and swimming in the ocean at all?
Oh, and don't listen to Motor City Monk ... he's testing out some weird new fantasy idea!
I like Monk's idea.
You've always wanted to adopt a crack baby.
I agree with BP agreeing with me.
Just do it.
And if Gigi's hot I'm stopping by for a quick skinny dip in that Victorian pool of yours.
Hopefully Gigi remembered both halves of her swimsuit for the beach.
OK, missy, it's time for an update. You've been back from Myrtle Beach for well over a week now! In another week, it'll have been a month since you last updated your blog!
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