I Put The Ass In Class
And I put the Cuervo Gold in these margaritas.
I've recently decided to try new shit, which so far has only resulted in menu selections i.e. the talapia I got the other night.
Tonight it meant margaritas instead of diet coke per usual.
Which is a strange choice for a girl like me. And now I think I need to get my tonsils removed.
I think my date was a little embarrassed when I told our waitress to get my lobster entree away from me because it smelled like fried ocean ass.
But then I tipped her $28 so I'm sure she doesn't give a shit what I said to her. Or that I stuck my tongue in her ear.
Next I think I'll conquer Merlot.
I've recently decided to try new shit, which so far has only resulted in menu selections i.e. the talapia I got the other night.
Tonight it meant margaritas instead of diet coke per usual.
Which is a strange choice for a girl like me. And now I think I need to get my tonsils removed.
I think my date was a little embarrassed when I told our waitress to get my lobster entree away from me because it smelled like fried ocean ass.
But then I tipped her $28 so I'm sure she doesn't give a shit what I said to her. Or that I stuck my tongue in her ear.
Next I think I'll conquer Merlot.
@ 10:16 PM
3 Comments:
"Date"? You had a date?
With someone other than Big Daddy?
Spill it, sister!
You crazy girl.
Whatever you do just don't get hooked on vodka/redbulls...I learned my lesson the hard way.
Thank you, Hotlips, for the card. That was very, very sweet of you. I rarely send Xmas cards -- which is probably why I don't get too many of them. It was unexpected and a nice surprise.
On another topic, exactly HOW MUCH MONEY do you earn, girl? A big house ... six Xmas trees ... $28 tips on lobster dinners ... new swimming pools ... new cars ... presents for extended family (okay, not this year, but it's not a money thing) ... hmmm...
I WAS gonna [try] to buy you lunch if we ever in fact meet, but now I'm thinkin' it's Dutch treat...
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