I Want A New Drug
My New Years Resolution for 2007:
To become a drug addict.
A fully functioning drug addict, but a drug addict nonetheless.
And I'm looking a little past alcoholism because I just don't have the digestive system for all that.
But seriously, I want to spend at least 60% of my week high on something.
I want to go to work fucked up and giggle at everyone.
Suggestions?
To become a drug addict.
A fully functioning drug addict, but a drug addict nonetheless.
And I'm looking a little past alcoholism because I just don't have the digestive system for all that.
But seriously, I want to spend at least 60% of my week high on something.
I want to go to work fucked up and giggle at everyone.
Suggestions?
@ 9:07 PM
6 Comments:
I have the feeling Joe might just have the solution to your problem.
I'm all for meth. Not only do you feel temporarily good, but you get super skinny too.
Downside? Picking your skin and looking like an anorexic zombie.
I was gonna say NOT meth.....b/c of what it does to your skin and teeth.
You want to be an attractive drug addict.
If it were 25 years ago I would suggest Quaaludes. I really miss that drug.
It's gotta be weed, for day-to-day, if you want longevity, and if you want to function.
I would suggest mixing in Ecstasy twice a month on weekends.
This is your long term plan, but don't rule out meth or coke as a great way to stay ahead of those holiday pounds.
Vicodin OH I LOVE THAT DRUG!!!
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