Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Not Shuri About Suri

Just real quick. Now I know once and for all that Suri Holmes Cruise is an android or some genetically altered experiment. She's impossibly beautiful and I'm just not buying it. They really should have made her more average baby looking if they wanted me to fall for this little scam. Of course I guess she could be average baby looking, just photoshopped to death.

10 Comments:

Blogger Arcturus

Shouldn't the State of California swoop in and take that baby away from Cruise before the brainwashing into Scientology is complete?

My new list of celebrities I can't stand ... Tom Cruise, Bill Cosby, and Oprah (sorry... but I have to say what I feel)

Stacey -- I hope I answered your concerns in prev. posting.

11:31 AM  
Blogger Big Pissy

I was stunned by how beautiful Suri is....evidently it's true that some children get the best of each parent's genes.

Suri is proof of that.

5:26 PM  
Blogger DJ MotorCityMonk

Did they really have put that wig on Suri for the photo shoot?

What is she bald or something?

8:53 PM  
Blogger Arcturus

Are you okay, HotLipz? You seem to be kinda quiet with your posts and a ... weeeee ... bit irritable ...

5:35 PM  
Blogger hotlipz

I'm having a bad week. Thanks for noticing.

8:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous

yes, and i am happy to report that i am no longer electric

i would also like to report that I have dropped 5 pounds since the switch

6:07 PM  
Blogger Arcturus

HotLipz -- You are awesome and don't forget that and let things overwhelm you in a bad way, okay?

Stacey: Look -- and Arcturus is writing this at 3AM at a computer while he is damn drunk -- don't put all that much faith (if any at all) in the kind of nonsense put out by drug companies or tv ads. You are probably in a lot more control than you may know and you needn't -- I'm just sayin' and not that you are -- care WTF some stupid Big Pharma ad says. And you know that.

It's just not easy being a person. That's the reality. And American nonsense about being able to solve everything with a stupid pill is just very harmful.

I say this as someone who made a big, huge damn fool of himself in front of a lot of people.

2:18 AM  
Blogger Nobody

WHere the eff r u???

9:56 AM  
Blogger DJ MotorCityMonk

I must report that is seems Hot Lipz is officially MIA from Blogland.

A sad day it is.

9:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous

OMG

UPDATE FOR GODS SAKE

IF HE CAN UPDATE EVERYDAY, SO CAN YOU

4:45 PM  

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