Sunday, August 27, 2006

The Hot Lips Yacht Club

Do any of you freaks know anything about boats? After spending the day at the boat show, I think that's going to be my next toy. I can't decide if I want a cabin or an open bow, but a head is a must. I'm looking at a 25-30 ft. sport cruiser. Anybody got any input on such a thing?

11 Comments:

Blogger hotlipz

Well, Sunny, what kind of boat did you want to get?

1:39 PM  
Blogger Nobody

one word: pontoon. PErfect for your little parties, Hotlipz. You can fit a full size table complete with your notorious theme paper goods and decorations! ;)

4:10 PM  
Blogger hotlipz

NWG, originally that was what I wanted. I was just after whatever I could fit the most people on and hell, with a name like Partybarge you can't go wrong. But I soon learned from everyone I said this to that they apparently aren't cool enough and you can't take them out on certain water and you can't ski behind them and they are a big pain in the ass to get in and out of the water, etc.

Do you have a boat? I'm looking for name brand suggestions since I pretty much don't know what I'm talking about and don't know what is junk and what is good stuff.

But I certainly like your thinking.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy

Are you going to take all three of your puppies on the boat?

and if not, who is going to be taking care of them?

You know me....it's all about the pups.

6:42 PM  
Blogger hotlipz

No way. Baby is the only one allowed on the boat. I don't plan on ever picking up the puppies from boarding school.

6:43 PM  
Blogger Big Pissy

*sigh*

just go ahead and send me the dogs when they get out of "school"....

why prolong their agony?

7:44 PM  
Blogger DJ MotorCityMonk

Where do you plan on launching this boat from?

Why not consider buying a second home on a lake if you're seriously considering buying a boat.

You really need a speed boat for water skiing and a sweet ass pontoon for partying. Oh yeah, a couple wet bikes wouldn't hurt either.

6:22 AM  
Blogger Joe

I can get you a good deal on a kayak.

Tough to ski behind, but if you fed the paddler some meth or something, anything is possible.

I have an idea:

Make Big Daddy buy the boat.

That way he can tow it, clean it, maintain it, store it and drive you and your friends around in it.

And for you, there's just no muss and no fuss.

Good idea, huh?

9:40 AM  
Blogger hotlipz

Oh Joe, the idea is so good, I already thought of it. The question still remains: What kind of boat do I make Big Daddy buy?

Monk, I'm all for a house on the river and have been in search of one for about a year now. Until then I can have my boat and when I finally get one, I'm going to have to have a boat anyway. See how that works. I want to take it on rivers and probably some lakes and the bay. I doubt I would ever go out on the ocean, but if I get a nice enough boat, you never know.

9:44 AM  
Blogger Arcturus

oh, dear ... i have nothing useful to add to this 'thread' of a discussion. i don't even own a car, much less a boat.

well, you could always get yourself a li'l dingy. how about this cool little number??

i think motor city monk owns the same model.

here's a nicer one, or at least the setting is nicer.

best of all, the S.S. Minnow. i can be gilligan, except i won't smoke all that pot.

it'll be great for when you're rounding Cape Horn in the Roaring 40s, or Furious 50s, or Screaming 60s before you bump into Antarctica.

I know, nowhere girl, i talk a lot

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous

Get a SeaRay - you will be pissed off if you don't when one blows you out of the water.

6:15 PM  

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