Something Funny Happened On The Way To The Forum
Today I had a first. There is something to be said at this age and still having firsts.
Big Daddy sent me flowers today.
In the 3,000 years we've been together, never has he ever sent me flowers before. The man has kept me rolling in cars and cocaine for years, but nary a flower delivery. Oh sure, he's brought me plenty of flowers over the years. But from the grocery store, wrapped in cellophane doesn't count. And there was the time he had two dozen roses Fed Ex'd to my house on February 13th. Flowers shipped in a cardboard box the day before a holiday don't count either. But today, August 28, 2006, was the first time Big Daddy picked up the phone, called a local florist and put in an order for a man in a van to drive to my house and hand me a glass vase full of flowers.
This can only mean one thing.
Big Daddy sent me flowers today.
In the 3,000 years we've been together, never has he ever sent me flowers before. The man has kept me rolling in cars and cocaine for years, but nary a flower delivery. Oh sure, he's brought me plenty of flowers over the years. But from the grocery store, wrapped in cellophane doesn't count. And there was the time he had two dozen roses Fed Ex'd to my house on February 13th. Flowers shipped in a cardboard box the day before a holiday don't count either. But today, August 28, 2006, was the first time Big Daddy picked up the phone, called a local florist and put in an order for a man in a van to drive to my house and hand me a glass vase full of flowers.
This can only mean one thing.
@ 8:34 PM
9 Comments:
He's cheated on you?
Is that the one thing?
He wants you to have his baby?
Either he is sorry or it's your birthday.
Maybe he was picking you up for prom.
I'm not quite sure what the one thing is. But it's something.
I think he knew Dee was closing on her house down the street and he threw you a curveball to distract you.
He thinks you're pregnant!!
I don't think he's cheating on you. Why would he do that after he's seen your Promised Land, Terra Australis?
Sally, are you sure you're not on valium?
Dee is moving down the street from you?
Evil Dee?
The one you used to work with?
No, Pissy, Dee is evil, but she's not *the* evil.
Arc, he wouldn't be sending me flowers if he thought I was pregnant, $400 maybe, but not flowers.
Photo puhlease...
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