Froggy Went A Courtin'

Why is it that every time I turn on the television I see an ad for some new Romantic Comedy with Drew Barrymore as the female lead? Drew is gross. I never got the attraction there. Meg Ryan she is not. Somebody in Hollywood needs to slide over and let me do a little casting.

I think now is the time for me to announce that I am officially the happiest person on Earth now that the sun is consistently shining and my pool is open. As I was spraying myself down with sunblock on Sunday to go outside and scrub patio furniture, the tropical coconut scent of the sunscreen wafted to my nose and I felt my eyes well up. Tears of joy, bitches. If I was smart I'd move off to a tropical island since apparently sun and water is all it takes to make me happy.

I'm so excited because tomorrow I get to go pick up more lilies!